Tumblr (3.0; @imafairyhowfuckinlame)http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6bjnzPtcC1qccu4do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/16087011246http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/16087011246Wed, 18 Jan 2012 19:25:07 -0500<p>I kinda sorta missed you.</p>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15864699784http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15864699784Sat, 14 Jan 2012 22:27:24 -0500<p>I&#8217;ll be around a little later tonight.)</p>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15695448919http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15695448919Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:30:29 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsj4xxoDUY1qa6nebo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsj4xxoDUY1qa6nebo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsj4xxoDUY1qa6nebo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsj4xxoDUY1qa6nebo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Yes….how about both? </p>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15475016272http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15475016272Sat, 07 Jan 2012 18:13:27 -0500<a href="http://ericnorthmanx.tumblr.com/post/15429648439/sookie-i-still-never-got-that-name-from-you">Viking Vampire God: Sookie, I still never got that name from you...</a>: <p><a href="http://ericnorthmanx.tumblr.com/post/15441875100/viking-vampire-god-sookie-i-still-never-got-that-name" class="tumblr_blog">ericnorthmanx</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15441717541/viking-vampire-god-sookie-i-still-never-got-that-name">imafairyhowfuckinlame</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ericnorthmanx.tumblr.com/post/15441321585/viking-vampire-god-sookie-i-still-never-got-that-name">ericnorthmanx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a <em>“false.”</em></p> <p>Care to try again?</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t know what the big deal is…it’s not like I’m gonna <em>play</em> with it again.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ll never understand you- you can’t stand when others lie to you, but you lie to yourself on a regular basis!</p></blockquote> Fine,you want me to be honest? Here we go….Your dick is probably one of the biggest I’ve seen. I did name it,but that’ll be kept a secret until the next time I get to see it. And oh god,Eric,I can’t wait until it’s inside of me again. How’s that for honesty?http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15442225940http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15442225940Sat, 07 Jan 2012 02:05:08 -0500<a href="http://ericnorthmanx.tumblr.com/post/15429648439/sookie-i-still-never-got-that-name-from-you">Viking Vampire God: Sookie, I still never got that name from you...</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ericnorthmanx.tumblr.com/post/15441321585/viking-vampire-god-sookie-i-still-never-got-that-name">ericnorthmanx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15440722496/viking-vampire-god-sookie-i-still-never-got-that-name">imafairyhowfuckinlame</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ericnorthmanx.tumblr.com/post/15429648439/sookie-i-still-never-got-that-name-from-you">ericnorthmanx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You’ve caught me in a good mood though, so I’ll give you a list of names I’ll accept until you finally tell me.<em> OOC: I put my iPod on shuffle and Sexy & I Know It came on, so naturally I remembered this. Lucky for Sookie! (not) Sorry these are going to be super not-creative, I’m not great at…</em></p> </blockquote> <p>(ooc-LOL,I love this.)<br/><br/>Eric….I did NOT name it!</p> </blockquote> <p>Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a <em>“false.”</em></p> <p>Care to try again?</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t know what the big deal is…it’s not like I’m gonna <em>play</em> with it again.</p>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15441717541http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15441717541Sat, 07 Jan 2012 01:50:51 -0500<a href="http://ericnorthmanx.tumblr.com/post/15429648439/sookie-i-still-never-got-that-name-from-you">Viking Vampire God: Sookie, I still never got that name from you...</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ericnorthmanx.tumblr.com/post/15429648439/sookie-i-still-never-got-that-name-from-you">ericnorthmanx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You’ve caught me in a good mood though, so I’ll give you a list of names I’ll accept until you finally tell me.<em> OOC: I put my iPod on shuffle and Sexy & I Know It came on, so naturally I remembered this. Lucky for Sookie! (not) Sorry these are going to be super not-creative, I’m not great at…</em></p> </blockquote> <p>(ooc-LOL,I love this.)<br/><br/>Eric….I did NOT name it!</p>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15440722496http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15440722496Sat, 07 Jan 2012 01:25:00 -0500<p>opps,I fell asleep. But i&#8217;m back!)</p>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15438083749http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15438083749Sat, 07 Jan 2012 00:25:15 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ericnorthmanx.tumblr.com/post/15429010587/wait-what">ericnorthmanx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15427832227/wait-what">imafairyhowfuckinlame</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ericnorthmanx.tumblr.com/post/15427388339/wait-what">ericnorthmanx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Perhaps I could distract you from the vile thoughts, my Sookie?</p> </blockquote> <p><br/>I guess that all depends on <em>how</em> you want to distract me.. </p> </blockquote> <p>I only live to serve you,<em> lover.</em> </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxepd1cIWH1r4i8af.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>So you&#8217;d have no problem with distracting me with hot kinky sex then,huh?</p>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15429397359http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15429397359Fri, 06 Jan 2012 21:33:48 -0500Sarcastic Eric is sarcastic<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gnhXHvRoUd0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15428362245http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15428362245Fri, 06 Jan 2012 21:13:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxentpkXEP1r94snro1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxentpkXEP1r94snro2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ericnorthmanx.tumblr.com/post/15427283536/your-preference-lover">ericnorthmanx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Your preference, lover?</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh Eric,don’t make me pick. I like sparkly things. ;P</p>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15427895733http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15427895733Fri, 06 Jan 2012 21:03:56 -0500Let's compare Adonis to the hunchback of Notre Dame while we're at it...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ericnorthmanx.tumblr.com/post/15427388339/wait-what">ericnorthmanx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> <p>Perhaps I could distract you from the vile thoughts, my Sookie?</p> </blockquote> <p><br/>I guess that all depends on <em>how</em> you want to distract me.. </p>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15427832227http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15427832227Fri, 06 Jan 2012 21:02:40 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ericnorthmanx.tumblr.com/post/15424273809/wait-what">ericnorthmanx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15424158204/wait-what">imafairyhowfuckinlame</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxekuy2Ne41r4jgdg.jpg"/></p> <p>What’s next,girls getting pregnant by vampires? </p> </blockquote> <p>According to Stephenie Meyer: yes.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxel1bpVdD1r4i8af.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Ugh,that&#8217;s right! I <em>tried</em> to forget about that&#8230;..thank you for reminding me.</p>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15426504651http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15426504651Fri, 06 Jan 2012 20:35:41 -0500So sad<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxekuy2Ne41r4jgdg.jpg"/></p> <p>What&#8217;s next,girls getting pregnant by vampires? </p>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15424158204http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15424158204Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:49:03 -0500I can't believe that....Nobody's THAT fuckin' stupid<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsguzd5LWc1qa2ovmo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love this picture <del>of my vampire.</del></p>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15423684274http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15423684274Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:39:54 -0500Stop being so hot Eric<p>I be worried that two vampires are re-blogging pictures of me? </p>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15419101249http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15419101249Fri, 06 Jan 2012 18:11:37 -0500i'm tasty<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcuybjBmv1r4jgdg.gif"/></p> <p>Have you missed me? ;)</p>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15377449687http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15377449687Thu, 05 Jan 2012 21:30:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxaxz2wF1H1qcs3sko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxaxz2wF1H1qcs3sko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxaxz2wF1H1qcs3sko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxaxz2wF1H1qcs3sko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Fuck. I miss you. I want you. I fuckin’ need you,Eric. </p>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15333850784http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15333850784Thu, 05 Jan 2012 00:42:42 -0500There...I finally admitted it.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx9dvuspws1r1pxbgo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx9dvuspws1r1pxbgo2_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>Eric! Please don’t go.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Take out the <strong>don’t</strong> and that sentence would be correct..</p>http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15326901798http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15326901798Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:16:31 -0500<p><a href="http://ericnorthmanx.tumblr.com/post/15319323024/eric-needs-to" class="tumblr_blog">ericnorthmanx</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15319183553/eric-needs-to">imafairyhowfuckinlame</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>stop haunting my dreams. I can’t remember the last time I had a GOOD night’s sleep..</p> </blockquote> <p>“Haunting?” I make your dreams unpleasant, lover?</p></blockquote> &#8230;.what did I tell you about calling me that? And yes,haunting. Those dreams are far from pleasant..http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15319836364http://imafairyhowfuckinlame.tumblr.com/post/15319836364Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:05:39 -0500