Fine,you want me to be honest? Here we go….Your dick is probably one of the biggest I’ve seen. I did name it,but that’ll be kept a secret until the next time I get to see it. And oh god,Eric,I can’t wait until it’s inside of me again. How’s that for honesty?Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a “false.”
Care to try again?
I don’t know what the big deal is…it’s not like I’m gonna play with it again.
I’ll never understand you- you can’t stand when others lie to you, but you lie to yourself on a regular basis!
(Source: sunsetshark, via sunsetshark)
You’ve caught me in a good mood though, so I’ll give you a list of names I’ll accept until you finally tell me. OOC: I put my iPod on shuffle and Sexy & I Know It came on, so naturally I remembered this. Lucky for Sookie! (not) Sorry these are going to be super not-creative, I’m not great at…
(ooc-LOL,I love this.)
Eric….I did NOT name it!
(Source: sunsetshark)
Wait….what?
Perhaps I could distract you from the vile thoughts, my Sookie?
I guess that all depends on how you want to distract me..I only live to serve you, lover.
So you’d have no problem with distracting me with hot kinky sex then,huh?
(via sunsetshark)
You’ve caught me in a good mood though, so I’ll give you a list of names I’ll accept until you finally tell me. OOC: I put my iPod on shuffle and Sexy & I Know It came on, so naturally I remembered this. Lucky for Sookie! (not) Sorry these are going to be super not-creative, I’m not great at…
(ooc-LOL,I love this.)
Eric….I did NOT name it!Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a “false.”
Care to try again?
I don’t know what the big deal is…it’s not like I’m gonna play with it again.
(Source: sunsetshark, via sunsetshark)
